What’s a part of Hogwarts life that sounded magical as a kid but would probably be awful in real life: Fans discuss what they used to think was great about the books and movies of Harry Potter but when older realized weren't as great as they thought.

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    Hogwarts, Harry Potter's school, logo printed in a letter.
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    When I was younger, Hogwarts felt like the ultimate fantasy. But rereading/watching as an adult, a lot of everyday Hogwarts life sounds much less magical in reality no privacy, shared dorms, dangerous classes, moving staircases, public embarrassment built into the school culture, and being sent away to boarding school at 11. What part of Hogwarts life sounds amazing as a kid but would actually be awful in real life?
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    Mammoth_logfarm The ghosts just casually popping up wherever. Myrtle proved that this could be when you're in the bath, on the loo, or having "personal alone time".
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    Grouchy-Signature139 Writing with quills.
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    EvanSnowWolf Having to solve a riddle to get into Ravenclaw Tower sounded neat for five minutes. Now imagine you are there on day 234 and that Eagle won't let you in. "Look man, it's late, I'm tired, I just want to go to bed..." "What has no legs, but runs, is infinite, yet can run out?"
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    Calm-Chemist-8083 The amount of stairs, I'd arrive on September 1st and be an Olympic athlete by September 2nd.
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    Headstanding_Penguin love potions random duels legilimency
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    medlilove Just the fact that there are no support staff, who is helping these 11 year olds adjust to being away from their parents? Making sure they brush their teeth and was their faces and help them if they are upset at night and stuff. Real boarding schools have so much support staff lol
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    Zubyna All the teachers might have magic skills, but they sure as h I dont have teaching skills
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    Desolate Mist Transfiguration is terrifying. Someone could just randomly turn you into a rat if they wanted, potentially staying that way for the rest of your life. I guess friends and family would go on a search mission but the chances of being recognised would be essentially impossible. Admittedly, I'm not educated enough on this aspect but I suppose it's temporary or the Ministry would be able to detect your whereabouts and
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    The Hogwarts Express station from Harry Potter.
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    reverse the spell. Still though, even for a minute I wouldn't be okay afterwards.
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    A_D_Tennally No privacy is a big one. It would be quite difficult to be alone, despite all those "secluded spots" in the school grounds. And yeah, a lot of kids would deal very poorly with being sent away to boarding school at 11. It was hard for my mother at 15. At least in a modern boarding school kids call or email home a lot, there are half-term holidays and 'exeat weekends' when they get to go home and so on. The
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    Hogwarts kids are in contact with home only by letter and sometimes, if they stay at school over Christmas, see their families only for two months a year, with an unbroken block of ten months away in between. That's not good for most people. There's a certain kind of personality that deals well with boarding school: gregarious, emotionally robust, a joiner-inner. Making boarding the default is a poor idea. There's a documentary called The Making of Them on YouTube that is an eye-opener about the
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    some children. I think that the weakening of family bonds via boarding may be one reason why wizards so often get married to their high school sweetheart practically right out of school. They want the love and stability they have lost.
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    This-Wall-1331 Not seeing your parents for months at the age of 11 sounds terrifying
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    Project Zeus Sleeping in a dorm with 4-5 people every single night. It's a naur from me.
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    Specific-Radish-4824 I'm just stuck on them not having any "normal" muggle classes. Like... are they going to study literature? Mathematics? A foreign language? | suppose they have science in the form of potions, but what about anatomy, biology, physics, etc.? Because there is no way you are expert enough in any of these topics at 11 to just not need to study them further. And I get that magic replaces the need for some of these areas, but certainly not all.
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    Deep Benefit_7405 candle light, what's wrong with electricity, they're wizards, get it plugged into the mains
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    cesarpanda I know there's more lore to it, but I always thought wands are pretty much like guns if you know the correct password.
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    All HandlesGone Limited access to food. God forbid you're not hungry at breakfast, or want a late snack while studying
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    GrandAd9813 Umbridge existing
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    Anchors Away 1027 They don't have any regular candy, every sweet has to "do" something. In PoA Ron is describing all the different candies from Honeydukes to Harry, and every single one makes you levitate, or makes the room fill with bubbles, or does some other annoying thing. Like, can I just have some candy that tastes good?

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